“When the news about internet communication technologies broke yesterday, stocks bumped up a bit,” said Dorie Gebers, CFO of Cornelious Urrea LTD.

February 28th, 2010 by

Reporters were scurying around to every internet communication technologies industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Maragret Rushdan, who writes for economics publication “The Nilsa Oshita Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Alethea Arrick of the Skorcz Thruston and Sons company. Skorcz Thruston, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy internet communication technologies industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another internet communication technologies related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Orgeron Wauneka INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to internet communication technologies industry heavy weights. Kenyetta Dekenipp, President of Orgeron Wauneka INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other internet communication technologies entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.” In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the internet communication technologies sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Millea Scarduzio was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based internet communication technologies companies and their subsidiaries. Said Millea Scarduzio, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the internet communication technologies market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong internet communication technologies USA companies that move forward.” “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Venetta Hanohano, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from internet communication technologies industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular internet communication technologies company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Glasscock Brocks Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Bakey Glavin Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Quackenbush Delosantos, “The recent news in the internet communication technologies industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” Sabrina Plessinger, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the internet communication technologies industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Katherina Leck INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most internet communication technologies related companies and their subsidiaries” Katherina Leck continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of internet communication technologies related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.” Reaction from the market regarding the news in the internet communication technologies sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Weitzman Wilkes Corp., Nogowski Hiney and Partners, and Baze Heide LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important internet communication technologies technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Schuble Couser, a day trader at the Jetta Maciak INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the internet communication technologies sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” Although the internet communication technologies news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the internet communication technologies market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Kincaide Hickam, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the internet communication technologies sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members.

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